Woke up today feeling wierdly optimistic about Dair...
No…I’m not in denial, I know that they are over but I still don’t feel bad - why?
1. We all know that the finale, hell all of season six and the finale of season 5, was complete and utter bullshit.
2. No matter how much Chuckistans/Derena hags want to deny it, their couples suck. They were not epic or any other such nonsense.
3. It was painfully obvious that alot of critics responded, in a positive way, to the Dair storyline because it did what neither Chair or the promise of Derena…again, had been able to do - breathe new life into the show, even people who apparently didn’t like Dan (Jacob Clifton from TWoP). If they could see it, just like we could then I guess we can’t ALL be morons like the Chuckistans like to think.
4. It was also obvious that Penn and Leighton LOVED working together and thought that the storyline had merit. I mean if the people who had played the characters for five years thought it was a good storyline then obviously it can’t be that we were just delusional.
5. Based on some of the comments from the other uninvolved actors (“CeCe” and “Eric”) after the finale had eneded…it was also clear that they were painfully aware of the tragically misguided fan pandering that got us Chair and Derena again.
6. The hatred that some of the Chuckistans have for Safran (seriously, like one called him a Humphrey loving jew…or some such nonsense) it’s clear that they were threatened…and apparently still are for some wierd reason.
7. Safran’s interviews and comments actually did happen - we didn’t make them up and it was obvious that the show was going in a different direction…a better direction…and then he left.
8. There are actually alot of them upset about the finale, Derena hags as well because “it was not how it should/could have been” “it felt rushed”, etc, etc, etc. But they would never admit it to a Dair fan…I saw a RIP Gossip Girl thread in TVD forum on TV Fanatic…it’s like they have to hide.
9. Despite the fact that they “won” they (Chair fans, mostly) are still searching for validation from the outside world (anyone not batshit crazy) that their ship was the best ship…and of course are finding none because as previously stated, Chair was quite possibly one of the worst relationships out there for a tween/teen show. It’s like their lives cannot be fully complete or they can’t move on if they don’t convince each and every person they come across that Chair was better than Dair…LOL, good luck with that.
10. Derena fans are not as bad…I haven’t really seen them getting into anything with anyone as much as Chair fans who are still fighting about how great their couple is. They are even attacking anyone who dares to say that the show sucked and the finale was horrible…despite the fact that some of these people were not even shippers…just people who watched the show with no preference.
11. Savage and Schwartz were responsible so…there’s that. Not much more explanation needed. Instead of elevating their show and proving some of the critics wrong…they took the easy way out. There’s a reason why some of the critics have said it was always Chair and Derena…it’s because they were all aware that GG writers lakced imagination, class, logic, common sense and integrity. They knew it would be the same boring predictable shit it always was. I guess like us when the Dair arc happened, they were hoping it would be different…but, alas.
So no…Dair may not have been endgame but did we really want them to be after the atrocity that was season 6? Meh…not so much. I’ll continue to believe that I was watching a different show during the Dair arc…a better show.
Oh, and because I know that Chuckistans and Derena hags will eventually come across this because you all STILL stalk the Dair tag…you “won” because your leader (Savage) has the emotional range of a teaspoon (thanks Hermoine!) and clearly wouldn’t know what a good realtionship is…even when it was on the show she created. Just because a couple end up together, doesn’t mean that it was the right choice…it was simply the easy, lazy choice and everyone without shipper goggles on agrees.
Plus bonus…Chair fans are widely known throughout the GG world as well as outside as some of the most vile, obnoxious, ridiculous and demented shippers so all your campaigns paid off…well done!
So in conclusion, if you’re still reading and silently raging inside ready to strike out with some witty and well thought out words (LOL, I cracked up at that…a Chuckistan/Dereena hag with thought) come at me and every other Dair fan who’ll defend them to the end because you know what…you’re all pathetic and it still sucks to be you!!!!